The Lonely Stoner

Tweets

  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

vvhoppers:

i hate myself a lot but i get offended when other people do

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